July 21, 2014 / 11:04AM 441,460 notes

carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

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July 21, 2014 / 11:00AM 62,273 notes

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

knitmeapony:

Queen, role model, goddess.

Partially responsible for the creation of Star Trek

(Source: wobblywibbly, via ladragonaria)

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July 21, 2014 / 10:35AM 759,670 notes

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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July 21, 2014 / 10:33AM 619,217 notes

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

(via teenytigress)

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July 20, 2014 / 10:59AM 330,369 notes

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via batched)

Gordon Ramsaydrama class

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July 12, 2014 / 2:16PM 404,863 notes

loveisfluid:

boundunbound:

clauderabbit:

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

Shit

Truth

THIS IS THE ONLY DESCRIPTION OF ANXIETY I HAVE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

BUT HOURS- SOMETIMES DAYS- LONG

(via catindigamajig)

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July 10, 2014 / 7:28PM 307,124 notes

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

(via quantummindclassicalheart)

Birdpotoo

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July 5, 2014 / 9:46PM 347,706 notes

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

(Source: youtube.com, via theashleyclements)

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July 4, 2014 / 10:40AM 13,810 notes

disneypixar:

Happy 4th.

disneypixar:

Happy 4th.

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July 4, 2014 / 10:34AM 88,833 notes

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July 4, 2014 / 9:50AM 111,631 notes

bestnatesmithever:

the-bucky-barnes:

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Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…

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Ah yes, 11:29pm…only one more minut-

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…what the fuck?

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wHAT DA FUCK??

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HOLY SHI-

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I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-

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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

We have a winner

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July 4Americacaptain America.freedom

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July 2, 2014 / 9:14PM 230,843 notes

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

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