July 28, 2014 / 9:34AM 27,695 notes

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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candlesclever

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July 28, 2014 / 9:06AM 2,887 notes

durinssons:

get to know me meme 
favourite tv shows [1/5]: pushing daisies

"Well, who died instead?"
"It’s a random proximity thing."
"Bitch, I was in proximity!"

(via pulling-daisies)

pushing daisies

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July 25, 2014 / 8:27AM 283,293 notes

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

(via batched)

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July 21, 2014 / 11:04AM 442,870 notes

carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

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July 21, 2014 / 11:00AM 65,894 notes

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

knitmeapony:

Queen, role model, goddess.

Partially responsible for the creation of Star Trek

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July 21, 2014 / 10:35AM 766,618 notes

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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July 21, 2014 / 10:34AM 1,022 notes
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July 21, 2014 / 10:33AM 626,426 notes

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

(via teenytigress)

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July 20, 2014 / 10:59AM 337,096 notes

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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Gordon Ramsaydrama class

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July 12, 2014 / 2:16PM 407,018 notes

loveisfluid:

boundunbound:

clauderabbit:

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

Shit

Truth

THIS IS THE ONLY DESCRIPTION OF ANXIETY I HAVE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

BUT HOURS- SOMETIMES DAYS- LONG

(via catindigamajig)

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July 10, 2014 / 7:28PM 307,340 notes

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

estelio:

fatbodypolitics:

freckles42:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT

omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.

I AM ROLLING AROUND IN BED LAUGHING JESUS FUCK LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

(via quantummindclassicalheart)

Birdpotoo

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July 5, 2014 / 9:46PM 351,720 notes

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

(Source: youtube.com, via theashleyclements)

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July 4, 2014 / 10:40AM 13,811 notes

disneypixar:

Happy 4th.

disneypixar:

Happy 4th.

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July 4, 2014 / 10:34AM 88,926 notes

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