— Nandi and nasal spray
(Source: arithmeticanimaniac)
Quotes
So the dryer is on for 130 minutes so ill have to stay up another two hours!
And my clothes dyed the sheets because I set it for 50 degrees but I didn’t realize it was Celsius.
They made me pay a $20 down payment. I think someone stole the keys so I’m not getting that $20 back.
I usually wash my own clothes but I don’t understand German!
— Nandi about how we all haven’t read for history class
So my roommate did laundry and her sheets (the ones the hotel provided) a dyed blue. So now she has to get bleach for €5. And she can’t figure out how to open the washer and she doesn’t want the people at the front desk to open it for her because she doesn’t want me to see and charge her.
— Nandi (because there’s no footrest, the lights turn off, and the shower turns off every minute)
- N: Yeah in time crunch situations, you learn how to read efficiently. Just read the intro, the conclusion, and find something in between that's interesting and read that chapter.
- T: Well the chapters in this [book] are only 5 pages long, but there are a ton of chapters.
- N: . . . We COULD'VE done it MY way but he had to make everything hard.
“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away. But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.”
(Source: farbenfrei, via batched)
- Student: what qualifies a sample as large? Like 30?
- Nathan: ... Yeah let's say 30ish
(via wintersnowdream)
(Source: holland-roden, via wintersnowdream)
Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!
OHMYGOD
WHAT
I don’t know what I expected but that wasn’t it!
omg
OMFG
(Source: wanderingcynic, via hanhanbaby)
whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
(Source: estellecampanella, via codibearscave)
Jose was a top math scholar and dreamt of being a mechanical engineer.
He was awarded a full scholarship to Arizona State University. When Jose graduated in 2011, there was a shortage of mechanical engineers in his state, but he could not apply for the jobs his other classmates were seeking because he is undocumented.
(Source: spideybutt, via afunkysippycup)
(Source: movingtrains, via kerryllee)
my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs
i’m in it to win it mothafuckers
no one has noticed yet
i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors
five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong
