May 2012
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May 19th
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May 19th
143 notes
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And suddenly it dawned on me
“Apparently Duffy has a Mickey-shaped birthmark on his butt.” If I ever get a tattoo, it will be a simple, tiny silhouette of Mickey’s head. A hidden Mickey! PWAHAHAHA
May 18th
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May 16th
287 notes
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brand0nbelt: of course charlie culberson is married OF COURSE
May 14th
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“‘Cause that’s American anime and I know that!”
– Maria
May 8th
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“My mosquito bites take a day off and then come back itching like crazy!”
– Shivani
May 5th
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May 5th
83 notes
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M: I've noticed that recently your tumblr's been dominated by Greg.
J: He's the only one I hang out with that says stupid things.
May 5th
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J: is that why your hair looks so poofy today?
G: is that why your hair looks so bad today?
S: is that why YOU look do bad today? Don't be mean to me Gregory!
J: hahaha Gregory P. Tracy
S: oh yeah Vanessa has Gregory Patrick Tracy on her phone and I was like "why do you have his full name on your phone?" and she was like "it's so white I couldn't resist!"
May 5th
2 tags
“You should put a sign that says “don’t park. Car will explode.”
– Shivani about how to save a parking space
May 5th
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G: It looks like he's eating a lollipop.
S: oh that's a cigarette...
May 5th
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May 4th
2 notes
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After Greg learns the word for dream
G: Sweet mengxiang!
J: What you haven't learned the word for sweet?
G: OH! La!
J: That's spicy.
G: Suan?
J: Sour.
G: Tang?
J: ... That's soup.
May 4th
2 notes
2 tags
While watching a video about the Emory alumni...
J: there's no food on their plates...
G: wait what?! HAHAHA that's so stupid!
May 4th
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“I was a freak once. I went around looking at people’s pictures to learn...”
– Greg
May 4th
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“I am so good at this! I can find out so much about people on the internet!...”
– Greg
May 4th
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“And now I think I’ll go move my car which is parked illegally.”
– Dr. Cox at the end of our last class
May 1st
April 2012
Materialistic
I really want a baseball glove that Giants shirt that acorn 
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
1,760 notes
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Apr 25th
409 notes
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Apr 25th
786 notes
Word Root of the Day: "SOMN" (Sleep)
theyuniversity:
Apr 25th
99 notes
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“You could do it just for kicks and giggles.”
– Greg
Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
265 notes
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Apr 21st
151,623 notes
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Registering for classes
G: Oh my god this password is so Tommy.
*types in password and opus doesn't log him in*
...
S: HAHAHA YOU'RE FCKED.
Apr 17th
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“Oh fuck you guys. I’m the worst-dressed here. You have sporty attire on...”
– Greg about going to brunch
Apr 15th
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“There was this person I went to summer camp with that I didn’t know was a...”
– Maria while continually referring to the kid as “it”
Apr 15th
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A Happily Lazy Day
Sleeping in until 11. Taking a walk through the woods and talking about nothing in particular. Reading about Disney’s blog. Laughing. Life is good when you take a day to relax. 
Apr 15th
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“Med school doesn’t even matter because all you do is memorize shit. Oh...”
– Prof. Maxwell
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
134 notes
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“Speed limit’s 35? WHAT A JOKE!”
– Alizeh while going at least 60mph
Apr 8th
Apr 6th
18,344 notes
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M: 2012. Are we the class of 2012?
S & J: No.
M: Okay then I'm stalking a minor. Nope.
Apr 4th
enshya: Life is the hardest, most frustrating, and most beautiful thing I’ve ever attempted
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
18,648 notes
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This is how I tell people about my fandoms
-makemesmile:
Apr 1st
32,483 notes
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Apr 1st
49 notes
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Apr 1st
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“Guys, I can’t brake because then they’ll know my left light is out.”
– Greg while speeding upon the sight of several cop cars
Apr 1st
March 2012
1 tag
When Leonard Met Sheldon
Leonard: Ah excuse me I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.
Sheldon's last roommate: Oh I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.
Leonard: Yeah!
Sheldon's last roommate: Run away, dude.
Leonard: ... Wha?
Sheldon's last roommate: Run fast, run far.
Mar 29th
4 notes
2 tags
“Was you in my bathroom, girl?!”
– Trevor accusing me of using the handicap bathroom with a southern accent
Mar 27th
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
663 notes
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“too bad jeanette isn’t here with her cravings for unhealthy foods”
– Melvina
Mar 26th
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“Here’s to movie making & dancing & art exhibits & applications...”
– Sarah Esser
Mar 25th
4 tags
Mar 21st
The future...
enshya: I’m kind of scared because I’m setting myself up for a career that I don’t actually passionately love. I mean, I’m like 80% there. But not 100%. Everywhere everyone always says do what you love, do what you want to do, etc. etc. Obviously they haven’t had Asian parents. But still, I’m kind of scared that I’m actively choosing a future, a career, that I don’t believe in 100%. I’m...
Mar 20th
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“Speaking of terror… Essay grades!”
– Professor Davis while on a lecture of terrorism
Mar 19th