January 2012
Jan 27th
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“I bet he’s doing it just to fuck with them. He probably keeps bouncy balls...”
– Greg while watching batman begins in a part where sounds are heard everywhere
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Well poo.
Jan 23rd
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“I worry about people.”
– Maria upon seeing a dancing zebra video
Jan 21st
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While Shivani is on a date
J: what do you think Shivani's doing right now?
M: ... Greg.
Jan 21st
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About the guy eating
Greg: you should go for it Jeanette. I think he's the one.
Jeanette: I think you guys should go for him.
Greg: well I can't because I'm gay. Wait I mean I'm not. That came out wrong.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Leonard: You can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
Sheldon: Actually, as it turns out, I can.
Jan 12th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 28th
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R: I'm not tall enough to reach it! Jeanette, can I borrow your heels?
SGee: Why don't you just use a chair?
R: Oh right...
SGong: HAHA I love how you went for the heels first!
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“Alright, enough of this gooey sh-… show of emotion…”
– Buzz from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“Yeah I think that’s just her facial structure. There are just too many...”
– S
Dec 21st
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“R: I might have bed bugs instead of lice S: aww that sounds nice”
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Waving to Nancy from inside the house
J: can she see us?
N: I can hear you too.
Dec 18th
“Those white people… They’re all sluts.”
– Grandpa Zhao
Dec 18th
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Jeanette: I didn't even want to come back to Lowell.
Fanny: Oh so why are you here?
Jeanette: Well I got in the car with Ryan and he drove here.
Fanny: When the sentence starts with "I got in the car with Ryan" you know it's not good.
Dec 17th
I feel like I can’t post anything personal on here anymore but screw it. I can definitely relate to Stacy’s situation now. But I’ll get over it. I can’t wait to see her and tell her everything though.
Dec 14th
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Gheet: hey do you guys have exams tomorrow?
Shivani: NOPE! We're done!
Gheet: do you guys want to help me finish some alcohol? I'm not even joking. I'm fckin serious.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Shivani: the tree's tilted *gestures with hand*
Greg: did you just wave at the tree?
Dec 13th
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“Do you happen to need to blow your nose right now? Well, next time you do, try...”
– Louisa 
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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“Would you guys judge me if I use a sock?”
– Greg on how to get the brownies out of the oven in the absence of oven mittens and paper towels
Dec 4th
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Dec 1st
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November 2011
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“Isn’t the sun supposed to rise into the sky?”
– Scott
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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