# February 23, 2012 / 2:02PM
- J: Tee hee! I wore safety shorts (with my dress) today!
- L: Good call! It was really windy today. I'm pretty sure I flashed at least half the guys here.
- Akshar: *knockknockknock on Shivani's door*
- Louisa: What the hell?! Why are you coming through this door?!
- Akshar: What, you think I only talk to you?
While Shivani is on a date
- J: what do you think Shivani's doing right now?
- M: ... Greg.
- Gheet: hey do you guys have exams tomorrow?
- Shivani: NOPE! We're done!
- Gheet: do you guys want to help me finish some alcohol? I'm not even joking. I'm fckin serious.
- Shivani: the tree's tilted *gestures with hand*
- Greg: did you just wave at the tree?
Do you happen to need to blow your nose right now? Well, next time you do, try one of these. They’re basically tissues that are cold. I’m sure they give you cancer or something but they feel so good.
— Louisa
Would you guys judge me if I use a sock?
— Greg on how to get the brownies out of the oven in the absence of oven mittens and paper towels
Isn’t the sun supposed to rise into the sky?
— Scott
# November 23, 2011 / 9:13PM
- J: She has an egg on her desk...
- M: *with her back to what I'm holding up* I think that's her lotion. *Turns around* OH NEVER MIND. *slams head on desk while laughing*
do not place near gas or electric heaters… And other similar sources of heat” *taps microwave* Does this count?
— Min reading safety instructions on putting up Christmas lights
# November 21, 2011 / 5:42PM
- M: There is a horror story for every mythical creature because they're all evil.
- J: NU UH. Unicorns aren't evil!
- M: Oh no unicorns are the worst of them all. You do not want to meet one in an alley.
- J: But... they spread rainbows everywhere...
- L: Why did I come to college to listen to conversations like this? Unicorns spreading rainbows.
- J: Like Charlie the unicorn!
- M: OH GOD. Charlie got his spleen taken out.
- S: Charlie~ Candy mountain Charlie~
I believed in Santa until I was like 3. I remember my mom trying to convince me that he does exist but I was suspicious because we didn’t have a fireplace! My mom told me he came in through the vents.
— Maria
When I was younger I had all these books about fairy tales and there was this really sweet one about the Tooth Fairy and her magnificent castle in the sky. And because I had all these books, I was convinced that she and Santa Claus and all these people were real because who would write about something that doesn’t exist in books?! (after we give her a look) Yeah I had a dim childhood…
— Louisa
Touch my cookie and die.
— Shivani
Ugh Indians.
— Greg upon seeing Tanmay on the way to bake cookies because last time they stole all the cookies
