Every time I walk into a building, the first thing I think of is ‘can I steal the toilet paper here?!’
— Louisa & Shivani
Oh my god is that J——? It is. There’s no way he can be straight.
— Louisa
# February 28, 2012 / 7:00PM
Regarding my 5 hour nap
- L: Haha did you just take a little nap?
- J: just a little nap.
# February 23, 2012 / 2:02PM
- J: Tee hee! I wore safety shorts (with my dress) today!
- L: Good call! It was really windy today. I'm pretty sure I flashed at least half the guys here.
# February 10, 2012 / 7:28AM
Arabic homework
- L: what did you get for the first drill?
- S: I don't know I just put "she died".
- Akshar: *knockknockknock on Shivani's door*
- Louisa: What the hell?! Why are you coming through this door?!
- Akshar: What, you think I only talk to you?
Do you happen to need to blow your nose right now? Well, next time you do, try one of these. They’re basically tissues that are cold. I’m sure they give you cancer or something but they feel so good.
— Louisa
# November 21, 2011 / 5:42PM
- M: There is a horror story for every mythical creature because they're all evil.
- J: NU UH. Unicorns aren't evil!
- M: Oh no unicorns are the worst of them all. You do not want to meet one in an alley.
- J: But... they spread rainbows everywhere...
- L: Why did I come to college to listen to conversations like this? Unicorns spreading rainbows.
- J: Like Charlie the unicorn!
- M: OH GOD. Charlie got his spleen taken out.
- S: Charlie~ Candy mountain Charlie~
When I was younger I had all these books about fairy tales and there was this really sweet one about the Tooth Fairy and her magnificent castle in the sky. And because I had all these books, I was convinced that she and Santa Claus and all these people were real because who would write about something that doesn’t exist in books?! (after we give her a look) Yeah I had a dim childhood…
— Louisa
