‘Cause that’s American anime and I know that!
— Maria
# May 4, 2012 / 6:17PM
- M: I've noticed that recently your tumblr's been dominated by Greg.
- J: He's the only one I hang out with that says stupid things.
There was this person I went to summer camp with that I didn’t know was a boy or a girl. I never found out. It still haunts me to this day.
— Maria while continually referring to the kid as “it”
# April 3, 2012 / 7:45PM
- M: 2012. Are we the class of 2012?
- S & J: No.
- M: Okay then I'm stalking a minor. Nope.
# February 27, 2012 / 5:23PM
- J: Why would I talk about anything other than Disney?
- M: why would you talk about Disney when you can talk about sexy men?
- G: I'm a man.
- M: ... Notice the absence of sexy.
- G: I'll grow into it!
# February 21, 2012 / 6:49PM
During fire alarm at 9:49PM at LSM
- M: oh firemen. Now I know why you pulled the fire alarm.
- D: ohhh yeah. Save me!
About his background
- G: Okay this is me and my brothers and we're standing in front of the ORIGINAL CHIPOTLE.
- M: oh did it taste better?
- G: No it tasted the same but it's the ORIGINAL CHIPOTLE.
I worry about people.
— Maria upon seeing a dancing zebra video
While Shivani is on a date
- J: what do you think Shivani's doing right now?
- M: ... Greg.
# November 21, 2011 / 5:42PM
- M: There is a horror story for every mythical creature because they're all evil.
- J: NU UH. Unicorns aren't evil!
- M: Oh no unicorns are the worst of them all. You do not want to meet one in an alley.
- J: But... they spread rainbows everywhere...
- L: Why did I come to college to listen to conversations like this? Unicorns spreading rainbows.
- J: Like Charlie the unicorn!
- M: OH GOD. Charlie got his spleen taken out.
- S: Charlie~ Candy mountain Charlie~
I believed in Santa until I was like 3. I remember my mom trying to convince me that he does exist but I was suspicious because we didn’t have a fireplace! My mom told me he came in through the vents.
— Maria
Oh I know! Pink Pony… Princess. What the hell?! Why would anyone name their blog pinkponyprincess?!
— Maria while choosing a tumblr URL
# October 2, 2011 / 2:32PM
- Greg: What's with your background?
- Maria: I like wood! (after a moment of realization) *facepalm*
