My mosquito bites take a day off and then come back itching like crazy!
— Shivani
# May 4, 2012 / 2:56PM
- J: is that why your hair looks so poofy today?
- G: is that why your hair looks so bad today?
- S: is that why YOU look do bad today? Don't be mean to me Gregory!
- J: hahaha Gregory P. Tracy
- S: oh yeah Vanessa has Gregory Patrick Tracy on her phone and I was like "why do you have his full name on your phone?" and she was like "it's so white I couldn't resist!"
You should put a sign that says “don’t park. Car will explode.
— Shivani about how to save a parking space
# May 4, 2012 / 2:34PM
- G: It looks like he's eating a lollipop.
- S: oh that's a cigarette...
# April 16, 2012 / 4:22PM
Registering for classes
- G: Oh my god this password is so Tommy.
- *types in password and opus doesn't log him in*
- ...
- S: HAHAHA YOU'RE FCKED.
# April 3, 2012 / 7:45PM
- M: 2012. Are we the class of 2012?
- S & J: No.
- M: Okay then I'm stalking a minor. Nope.
# March 18, 2012 / 6:39PM
Regarding an orange
- G: what do I do with this?
- S: you eat it.
- G: ... Are you sure?
# March 7, 2012 / 10:30PM
While Greg is playing his old songs
- J: Ew.
- S: Jeanette doesn't like it!
- (Presses "next" button)
- Computer: Jiangsu.
- S & J: ... What?
- G: oh it played a Chinese pronunciation
# March 7, 2012 / 10:15PM
- J: There are chunks of hot chocolate at the bottom!
- G: You're a chunk of hot chocolate.
- J: ... What does that mean?
- S: Your guess is as good as his.
# March 7, 2012 / 10:11PM
- S: Where's tommy? I haven't seen him in days.
- D: I haven't seen him.
- G: Yeah I don't know.
- J: He could be dead and we wouldn't know!
- D: Yeah... That's sort of funny.
Every time I walk into a building, the first thing I think of is ‘can I steal the toilet paper here?!’
— Louisa & Shivani
Well if Trevor says its true, it MUST be true. He wouldn’t lie about something like this!
— Shivani
# February 29, 2012 / 6:01PM
- J: *after seeing a tumblr post* Hey guys it's my first February 29th on tumblr!
- S: Oh my god guess what Jeanette! It's my first February 29th at Emory!
- J: Oh yeah it is!
- S: And yesterday, it was my first February 28th at Emory!
- G: And get this: a few days ago, it was our first February 27th at Emory.
- J: You guys suck.
# February 29, 2012 / 5:57PM
According to Tommy, Shivani is synonymous with napkin.
