When Leonard Met Sheldon
- Leonard: Ah excuse me I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.
- Sheldon's last roommate: Oh I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.
- Leonard: Yeah!
- Sheldon's last roommate: Run away, dude.
- Leonard: ... Wha?
- Sheldon's last roommate: Run fast, run far.
Sheldon knows football? I mean Quidditch, sure, but football?!
— Howard from The Cornhusker Vortex
# January 11, 2012 / 7:32PM
- Leonard: You can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat.
- Sheldon: Actually, as it turns out, I can.
